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LAST NIGHT WAS AN AWESOME DATE,THIS HOT BABE,CAME TO MY ABODE ON A TURQOUISE BLUE HARLEY,AND SAID JUMP ON THE BACK,IVE NEVER JUMPED ON THE BACK OF A BIKE,ITS USELLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND,I JUST LOOKED AT HER,AND SHE SAID'' LETS GO COWBOY''.SO I DID,SHE RODE TO THIS SPOT PRETTY FAR FROM MY HOME,LOUD COUNTRY MUSIC,,POOL TABLES,EVEN A MECHANICAL HORSE.I MUST SAY WHAT A WILD NIGHT,SHE DIDN'T DRINK MUCH AS SHE TOLD ME SHE HAD TO DRIVE.AND YOU DON'T WHEN YOUR RIDIN' A HOG.SHE HELD ME TIGHT ALL NIGHT,AND SHE WAS AS FINE AS SMOOTH WHISKEY.AND WHEN SHE KISSED ME IT WAS JUST LIKE FIREWORKS GOING OFF.ALL THE LADIES IN THE CLUB WERE COMING MY WAY CHECKING ME OUT,WORKING OUT 6 DAYS A WEEK HAS ITS BENEFITS.BUT ''AMY'' NEVER LET ME GO.AND VISA VERSA SHE WAS SMOKIN' HOT.WHEN ON THE WAY HOME WE STOPPED TO TALK AND MAKE OUT.SHE SAID WILL MEET AGAIN FOR SURE.THEN SHE TOOK ME HOME.NOW THATS A SATURDAY NIGHT.WHEN I RETURNED HOME WE MADE OUT AGAIN.AND THEN SHE SAID GOTTA GO COWBOY,NEXT WEEK GOOD.OH YEAH YOU GOT IT AMY.

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XxElviscatxX
17:49 May 31 2015

NOW YOUR PROBABLY WONDERING I WORK WEEKENDS YEAH THATS TRUE,BUT I DON'T GET TO WORK TILL 130PM AND I LEAVE AT 9PM,PLENTY OF TIME IN BETWEEN TO PARTY HARD,AND ID GO OUT OF MY WAY FOR BAD GIRL ''AMY'',ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.I HAVE TO ADMIT HANGING ON TO HER ON THAT BIKE WAS HOT AND A BIT SCARY AT THE SAME TIME,I RATHER BE THE ONE IN CONTROL.BUT IF SHE WANTS TO PICK ME UP AGAIN'' IM FOR IT ALL THE WAY''...!

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shynne
23:28 May 31 2015

Sounds like an awesome-good time! :-)

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ELVIS,GROUCHO AND BING,ELVIS PRESLEY,GROUCHO MARX AND BING CROSBY, THEY ALL DIED IN 1977 GROUCHO FIRST IN AUGUST LIKE ELVIS,BING IN OCTOBER.WHEN GROUCHO DIED AUG 14,IT WAS BIG NEWS UNTIL ELVIS DIED AUG 16,IT OVER SHADOWED GROUCHO'S DEATH BECAUSE ELVIS WAS A SUPER STAR.''THE KING''.LATER THAT YEAR BUDDY HACKETT DIED IN NOVEMBER,BUDDY MUCH MORE COMMON THEN THE OTHER THREE.BUT ITS ALL SO STRANGE DON'T YOU THINK.GROUCHO-ELVIS-BING-BUDDY.

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XxElviscatxX
16:21 Feb 03 2016

MISTAKE ON BUDDY HACKETT,HE DIED IN THE NINTY'S.

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WE ALL LIVE IN A GREEDY WORLD,WOULD YOU SELL YOUR SOUL FOR MONEY,SUPPOSE SOMEONE OFFERED YOU CASH,TO HURT SOMEONE WOULD YOU DO IT,IN MY CASE ONCE YOUR IN THE MAFIA THEY OWN YOU,AND IF THOSE GUYS OWN YOU THEY MIGHT ASK YOU TO WHACK SOMEONE.AND YOU'D HAVE TO DO IT OR GET WHACKED YOURSELF,SO IM GLAD I TURNED THEM DOWN,SO WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE SAID KILL SO AND SO FOR 25 THOUSAND DOLLERS,WOULD YOU SAY YES OR NO ? IF YOU SAID YES THE DEVIL OWNS YOU ALREADY.ETERNITY IS FOREVER,DESTROYING GOD'S BODY TEMPLE IS THE WORST SIN OF ALL.AND YOUR DAMNED.OF COURSE BACK THEN I DIDN'T BELIVE IN GOD.YET I STILL TURNED $3000.00 DOWN ALL 100 DOLLER BILLS.''SHAKE HANDS WITH THE DEVIL,AND GET BURNED''.

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XxElviscatxX
00:44 May 04 2015

I COULD HAVE TOOK THAT CASH,AGE 20 3000.00 PER WEEK.BUT TO EARN THAT KINDA DOE,I'D HAVE TO BREAK THE LAW,EVERYTHING IM AGAINST.PLUS FRANKIE WAS MY FRIEND THEY WACKED HIM AND HE WAS 43 AT THE TIME.THEY PROBALY WOULD HAVE DONE ME IN TOO,WHO KNOWS SO IM GLAD I DID NOT TAKE THAT CASH.I SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN WHEN YOU SHAKE HANDS WITH THE DEVIL YOU GET BURNED.

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NOW THIS WASN'T THE FIRST TIME I RAN INTO THE MOB,IT HAPPENED TWO MORE TIMES,THERE AFTER.BUT THIS TIME I WASN'T NAIVE.I HAD THIS JOB WITH A GUY NAMED CHARLIE,CHARLIE WAS IN THE BINGO BUSINESS,HE NEEDED SOMEONE WITH MUSLCE AND A CAR TO DELIVER THE SUPPIES TO CHURHES AND FUNRAISERS AND THAT WHERE I CAME IN.THE MONEY WAS GOOD,SO I TOOK THE JOB.CHARLIE WOULD ALWAYS BE THERE WITH ME,ONE DAY WERE IN THE BRONX AND CHARLE USED TO OWN PINBALL AND CIG MACHINES,HE'D HAVE THE KEY COLLECT THE COINS AND LEAVE,WELL ONE DAY WERE WALKING IN NYC SOMEWHERE AND THIS LONG BLACK LIMO PULLS UP TO US AND SAYS TO CHARLIE AND I ''GET IN'',I SAID NO F'IN WAY IM GETTING IN THAT CAR,SO THESE TWO GUYS GET OUT AND SHOW ME SOME GUNS,AND I SAY WHERE WE GOING'LOL,THEY DRIVE US BOTH TO SOME PENTHOUSE IN MANHATTEN AND TAKE US TO THIS FANCY OFFICE,ALL THE GUYS ARE ALL ITALIAN,AND I KNEW CHARLIE DID SOMETHING,AND NOW IM INVOLVED.WELL THIS GUY WHO WAS IN CHARGE SAYS TO ME, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU SO CALM DOWN,AND SAYS TO ME WHATS YOUR DRINK,AND I SAY SCOTCH SO THEY GET ME A GLASS AND TAKE CHARLIE INTO A PRIVATE ROOM.AFTER THERE DONE WITH CHARLIE,AND THEY DIDN'T HURT HIM.THEY TOOK ME IN NEXT.AND THIS GUY PUTS 1500 .DOLLERS CASH ON THE DESK AND SAYS TO ME,WHY DON'T YOU WORK FOR US.NOW IM 32 YEARS OF AGE,BUT I TELL HIM THIS IS NOT MY FIRST TIME WITH YOU GUYS AND I TURN HIM DOWN.AFTER LEAVING I ASK CHARLIE WHAT DID YOU DO.HE SAID THEY OWNED THE MACHINES AND I WAS CUTTING IN ON THERE BUSINESS'S.SO I GAVE THEM MY KEYS.THEY SAID I OWE THEM 10,000 DOLLERS.AFTER THAT I NEVER SAW CHARLIE AGAIN,I WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH THOSE GUYS.

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XxElviscatxX
16:18 May 03 2015

CHARLIE WAS ALWAYS IN TROUBLE WITH THE MOB,MY THIRD AND I HOPE MY FINAL TIME AGAIN WERE CALLED INTO THIS PLACE IN LONG ISLAND SOMEWHERE, THAT WE'D BETTER BE THERE OR ELSE.WHEN WE DID SHOW UP THE GUY IN CHARGE SAYS TO CHARLIE STEP INTO MY OFFICE,I SAT FOR 3 HOURS WAITING FOR CHARLIE OUTSIDE THE OFFICE.THEY CALL ME IN.THIS GUY WAS JEWISH,AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW AT THAT TIME THERE WAS A JEWISH MOB,BUT I WAS WRONG,THEY WANTED ME TO WORK FOR THEM.AND WROTE A CHECK OUT FOR 1000.00 DOLLERS AND SAID'' CASH'' ON IT.I TURNED THEM DOWN.CHARLIE WAS BAD NEWS.

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ONCE I WENT TO THIS THIS PARTY,I WAS 20 YEARS OLD AT THE TIME,I MET THIS GUY NAMED FRANKIE AND WE BECAME GOOD BUDDIES,ONE DAY HE HAD TO GO TO QUEENS NY,AND DROP SOMETHING OFF,AND HE WANTED COMPANY SO I WENT ALONG.HE PARKED THE CAR GOT OUT WITH A PAPER BAG AND TOLD ME TO WAIT WHILE HE TOOK CARE OF BUSINESS.WHEN HE CAME BACK WE DROVE TO THE BRONX,THATS WERE HE LIVED,AND TOOK ME TO THIS FLORIST,HE SAID HE OWED,NOW FRANKIE WAS 23 YEARS OF AGE,SOMETHING WAS OFF BUT BACK THEN I WAS NAIVE,SO I LET IT GO.HE TOLD ME THAT HIM AND HIS FATHER ON THE SIDE WOULD CUT PEOPLE UP AND MAKE EXTRA MONEY,I SAID WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE BODY PARTS,OH WE'D DUMP THEM DOWN THE SEWR,I'D AND SAY YEAH RIGHT.AND HE NEVER BROUGHT IT UP AGAIN.THEN ONE DAY HE TAKES ME TO A BAR CALLED ?????,I RATHER NOT SAY,AND WE WALK IN.NOW SOMETHING WAS OFF THERE AS WELL AND ITS WALL TO WALL MEN ALL ITALIAN,NOW THIS IS DURING THE ''GOODFELLA DAYS''.WELL FRANKIE STARTS INTRODUCING ME AROUND,AND ONE SAYS TO ME'' ANYONE WHO IS A FRIEND OF FRANKIE'S IS A FRIEND OF MINE,AND BUYS ME A DRINK.THEN THERES THIS BIG HUGE GUY,HE PUTS HIS HAND OUT TO MINE AND SAYS ''THEY CALL ME THE UNDERTAKER'',I ASKED HIM WHY,HE TELLS ME HE'S A HIT MAN FOR THE MOB. RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAS IN TOTAL SHOCK AND IN THE HORNETS NEST OF THE MAFIA.EVERTHING FRANKIE TOLD ME WAS THE TRUTH,I WAS DUMB FOUNDED AND COULDN'T LEAVE TILL FRANKIE WOULD LEAVE.MY NERVES WERE OUT AT ALL TIME HIGH.NOW IM STANDING THERE AND IM WATCHING THIS BARTENDER SERVE DRINKS,HE HANDS THIS DUDE A CUP OF COFFEE AND THE COFFEE DRIPS INTO THE DISH AND THIS MOB GUY,GRABS THE BARTENDER AND SAYS WHAT THE HELLS WRONG WITH YOU.THEN IM CALLED OVER TO THE BAR FROM THE OWNER AND FRANKIE IS THERE WITH HIM,AND HE PUTS 3000.00 DOLLERS ON THE BAR( CASH ).AND HE SAYS TO ME,I'LL GIVE YOU THAT PER WEEK IF YOU DO ODD JOBS FOR ME.NOW FOR A 20 YEAR OLD KID THAT MONEY LOOKED AWESOME,BUT I KNEW IF I SAID YES AND PICKED THE CASH UP,THERE WOULD BE NO TURNING BACK,SO I TURNED HIM DOWN.AND HE SAID THINK ABOUT IT,DO YOU WANT TO WORK AT THOSE DEAD END JOBS OR MAKE COLD HARD CASH,NO GOVERMENTS,NO TAX JUST CASH.I TOLD HIM IM NOT INTERESTED.AND HE SAID YOULL COME AROUND.WHEN I GOT HOME I TOLD MY DAD,HE SAID IF YOU TOOK THAT MONEY,I COULDN'T HELP YOU,YOU MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE,BEAUSE ONCE THEY GET YOU IN,THERES NO WAY OUT.20 YEARS AFTER THAT ALL HAPPENED THE NEWS ON THE RADIO SAYS A GUY NAMED FRANKIE ????? WAS FOUND IN QUEENS DEAD SHOT IN THE HEAD.WHACKED.

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XxElviscatxX
15:32 May 03 2015

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE ? TAKE THE CASH,NOT ME,I GUESS GOD WAS LOOKING OUT FOR ME THAT DAY,BECAUSE IF I HAD TAKEN THAT MONEY,THE DEVIL WOULD HAVE OWED ME.AND THE ONLY WAY OUT WOULD BE DEATH.YEAH I'LL TAKE THOSE DEAD END JOBS HONEST AND FOURTH RIGHT,HEY ITS BETTER THEN NEVER SEE IT COMING,GETTING WHACKED.

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XxElviscatxX
15:42 May 03 2015

NOW OF COURSE I DIDN'T WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH FRANKIE AFTER THAT STINT WITH HIM,I SEVERED MY FRIENDSHIP WITH HIM.AFTER HE CALLED ME COUNTLESS TIMES.UNTIL FINALLY HE GAVE UP ON ME.THATS HOW THE MOB BREAKS YOU IN,YOU START YOUNG,AND THEN YOUR IN.THAT MOVIE ''GOODFELLAS'' ITS THE REAL DEAL.THATS WHAT THEY WERE TRYING TO DO TO ME,BRING ME IN YOUNG.BUT I REFUSED.THANK GOD.!

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